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Saturday, June 16, 2007

Smart - Fool

Smart Boy + Smart Girl = Affair

Smart Boy + Foolish Girl = Pregnency

Foolish Boy + Smart Girl = Pocket Empty

Foolish Boy + Foolish Girl = Marraige

So, whoever you are, DO NOT Be FOOLISH!!!

WhaT a MotheR ThinkS...?

EverY MotheR HopeS ThaT

HeR DaughteR WilL MarrY a BetteR MaN ThaN ShE DiD, and

Is ConvinceD That

HeR SoN WilL NeveR FinD a WifE aS GooD aS HiS FatheR DiD


Thanks Prasad~!

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Marraige Question and .......

Q: When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
A: On their Wedding !

Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog’s life!

Q: Why doesn’t the India law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence !

Any more questions? We are ready to accept them into our curriculum!