A visit to a worn-out concept, commonly feared as, PJ

I recently stumbled over this meta-thing called as PJ and loved thhhat much that i wanted to blog on it.

Here are a few PJs that caught my lugs and intestines, NOT literally.

Statuary warning applies to all.

Phela wicket gira jab yeh hua:
What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to call him up...?
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Ring De Basanti ;-)

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Doosra yeha gira:
what is the vector form of sridevi?
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(u must have studied vector algebra to know its answer)


ANS : - TABU!!!!

confused???? why????
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ok i'l tell you...
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because...
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Sridevi did chandni and Tabu did chandni bar!!!!!

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OK.
Now third wicket:
Once three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.

Few minutes later, all the three cockroaches fell down and died......any idea why?????
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they were clapping bCOZ the song is a HIT.........

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Chouta wicket iss tharaa giraa:
Aaj




Raat




Theek




12




Baje




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baad




1 bejega!!!!! He he he he he he he

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Yeh rahaa Paanchwa wicket:
One person has 6 fingers to his hand. But all people call him out as "Hanuman".
Why is it so???
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ans: kyounki uska nam hanuman hai!

Jai Hanuman!!!

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Final Wicket:
After i complete writing a book an PJs, i will dedicate it to _____?

Bol.... Bol...
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our president....why????????
scroll down for answer .
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B'coz, he is Mr. A.P.J Abdul kalam

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Now Don't ask me what happened to other five wickets!!!!!

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A revisit to PJ world is scheduled very shortly.