Perfect...

There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.

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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails.
But if kidney fails, liver manages with the other kidney.

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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed
it can take a picture of a woman
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with her
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.mouth shut!