As i always say that i have a high regard (AND concern) for our Sardarji, i begin this post with three of his gems.
So, lylo, Njoy.
Our Sardarji traveling in a train...
TC: ticket dikhao!!
S: Lo dekho..
TC: Yeh tho puraani hai???
S: Tho train kya nayi hai.......!!!!!!!!!!
A poem by Our Sardarji…
One fine morning, in the middle of d nite,
2 dead boys woke up 2 fight.
Back 2 back, they faced each other.
Took out their long swords & shot each other.
1 deaf policeman heard d noise..
& killed d 2 dead boys..
Believe this lie, its really true.
Ask d blind beggar, he saw it too…
Napoleon: In my dictionary, there is no word called “Impossible”.
Sardarji: You might have come to know this when you bought the dictionary itself.
Some times small things in life hurt a lot…….
If U don’t agree with me…..
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TRY TO SIT ON A P-I-N.
A Student's declaration at the end of answer paper…
“I hereby declare that the answers written above are true to the best of my friend’s knowledge and I claim no responsibility whatsoever of the correctness of the answers. All the lines I’m writing are fictious & r not related to any real subject matter.”
A girl tool her father on top of a mountain and pushed him from the top.
What is the name of the girl?
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Think….
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Think….
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Think….
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Think….
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Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without a brain!!!
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Tell them your age, yaar, pleaz!?!?!?!?!?!
God saw
He saw them thirsty, He created Pepsi,
He saw them walking, He created car.
He saw them without any problem, then He created U.
What is true bravery???
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Guess...
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Ans: It is 2 arrive home,
fully drunk
after a
wife waiting with broomstick
and
U ask,
Honey, r u still cleaning………..???
A few on an emotional note......
I hide my tears when i say
but the pain in my heart is still the same.
Though I smile and seem careless,
there's no 1 who misses u ore than me,
My dear Friend...
In life,
Friendship is never planned nor does it happen for a reason.
But when friendship is real, it becomes a plan for your life and a reason for living!!!!
Just see what u have now, because past never comes back but sometimes future can give us back our lost things.
It’s more dangerous to weep inwardly rather than outwardly.
Outward tears can be wiped away, while secret tears scar forever…..!
Don’t throw
Don’t drive it away from U b’Coz, if U do, someday you will think again,
Why u let love fly away when it was once residing next 2 U.
Treasure the one who loves U
It’s not easy 2 find a person who loves U
It costs nothing but it creates and carries much
It happens in a flash but the memory lasts forever.
Keep on SMILING.
Hey moon!
Dim
Hello wind!
Breeze soft..
Hai flower!
Blossom slowly…
Hello earth!!
Spin gently….
Every time when U cross my mind,
I think how lucky I’ve been 2 have U as MY SPECIAL FRIEND…
Take care,
Morning is Silent.
Morning is Beautiful,
Morning is Calm,
Morning is Quiet..
But
My Morning is not complete without wishing U,
So Good Morning..
To be kind is more important than to be right
sometimes all a person needs is not a brilliant mind that speaks,
but a kind heart that listens.
Some friends forget.
Feeling Tense?
THINK OF ME->
Feeling Sad?
CALL ME->
Feeling Lonely?
SEE ME->
Feeling Sleepy?
DREAM OF ME->
On a lighter note, to conclude, Have these.
YES, I know
U r
S-l-e-e-p-i-n-g
But
For 3 seconds
Think of me…
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So sweetheart….
Now continue
Sorry to disturb U at this devilish time,
If U are awake and free, could U please do me a favour??
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Please delete this msg and go to sleep,
Good Night…. And Sweet Dreamzzzz…
You too, fellas, STOP laughing now, go to sleep (whatever may be the time).
A small note of THANKS to my collegue, Dhanya.
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