Tickle... Tickle..

Beginning with a GEM:

A woman worries about the future
until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future
until he gets a wife..

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Sweet persons talk from HUTCH...

Lovers talk from AIRTEL...
Beggers talk from BSNL...
Beauties talk from SPICE...
But BRILLIANTS never talk...

They

simply

send

S
M
S

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Main aapko dekhna chahta hoon,

aapse milna chahta hoon,

par

yeh log bahut zalim hain

kehte hain...


"ZOO" bandh ho gaya... kal aana...

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Asmaan per jitne sitare hain!!!

Ankhon main jitne ishare hain...

'Samander ke jitne kinare hain???

" UTNE SCREW, DHEELE TUMHARE HAIN "

ha ha ha

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Who Said English is Easy????????

Fill this blank with

Yes or No?

1. __ I don't have a BRAIN.

2. __I dont have SENSE.

3. __I am STUPID.

he.

he..

he...

he...

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We sms Each Other

B'coz

U Think Im Nice

i Think Ur Nice

U Think Im Cool

i Think Ur Cool

U Think Im Sweet

i Think Ur Sweet

U Think Im Smart

i Think Ur RigHT

When cloud breaks rain falls,

When coconut breaks water falls,

When luv breaks tears fall,

But.. When ur HEAD breaks..

Aailaa !!!

Khali hai!

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Wife:kal raat tum neend me mujhe gaaliya de rahe the.

Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai.

Wife:kaisi galat fehmi?

Husband:Yehi ki main soya hua tha.

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Sardar Director: U Should jump 2 d swimingpool frm 100 ft Height.

Actor: i don't know swiming.

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SardarDirector: Don't worry, there is no water...

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Hope you had enough, if you have come thissssss down...