Beginning with a GEM:
A woman worries about the future
until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future
until he gets a wife..
Sweet persons talk from HUTCH...
Lovers talk from AIRTEL...
Beggers talk from BSNL...
Beauties talk from SPICE...
But BRILLIANTS never talk...
They
simply
send
S
M
S
Main aapko dekhna chahta hoon,
aapse milna chahta hoon,
par
yeh log bahut zalim hain
kehte hain...
"ZOO" bandh ho gaya... kal aana...
Asmaan per jitne sitare hain!!!
Ankhon main jitne ishare hain...
'Samander ke jitne kinare hain???
" UTNE SCREW, DHEELE TUMHARE HAIN "
ha ha ha
Who Said English is Easy????????
Fill this blank with
Yes or No?
1. __ I don't have a BRAIN.
2. __I dont have SENSE.
3. __I am STUPID.
he.
he..
he...
he...
We sms Each Other
B'coz
U Think Im Nice
i Think Ur Nice
U Think Im Cool
i Think Ur Cool
U Think Im Sweet
i Think Ur Sweet
U Think Im Smart
i Think Ur RigHT
When cloud breaks rain falls,
When coconut breaks water falls,
When luv breaks tears fall,
But.. When ur HEAD breaks..
Aailaa !!!
Khali hai!
Wife:kal raat tum neend me mujhe gaaliya de rahe the.
Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai.
Wife:kaisi galat fehmi?
Husband:Yehi ki main soya hua tha.
Sardar Director: U Should jump 2 d swimingpool frm 100 ft Height.
Actor: i don't know swiming.
.
.
.
.
SardarDirector: Don't worry, there is no water...
Hope you had enough, if you have come thissssss down...
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Monday, May 15, 2006
Time for some male bashing..... (For a change)...
*Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.*
*Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...*
*Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.*
*Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....*
*Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.*
*Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.*
*Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business*
*Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions *
*Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...*
*Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.*
*Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!*
*Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract*
*To women who need a laugh..
and to men who can handle it!*
A: Puppies grow up.*
*Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...*
*Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.*
*Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....*
*Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.*
*Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.*
*Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business*
*Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions *
*Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...*
*Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.*
*Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!*
*Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract*
*To women who need a laugh..
and to men who can handle it!*
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Ask "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
The famous question... "Why did the chicken cross the road ?"
when put before a few Indian personalities(?)...
Well...this is what they Zimply had to say.....
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Question: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Azharuddin:"I am totally innocent, you know, I'm unnecessarily being
dragged into this, you know, because I'm from the minority.....
I neither know the chicken nor the road, you know...."
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Deve Gowda:"zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....mmmm...mm... chicken???
Thanks, I'll have it later !! mm.. snooore........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
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Fernandes:"I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40
clean years of public life. I don't own a house, or a car, leave alone a chicken !!!"
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Mulayam:"I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class,
so that they can cross the road freely without their motives being questioned"
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Abdul Kalam:"Yes, why did the chickens cross the road? ... please tell me
why? .. they crossed to go to the other side of the road... now repeat after me ...."
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Advani:"I see the hands of Pakistan in this ..."
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Vatal Nagaraj:"No Tamil or outside chickens will be allowed to cross our
roads, our roads are meant only for Kanadiga chickens!".
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Bal Thackrey:"Chickens crossing the roads is against our culture, my
followers (goondas) will stone all such chickens which cross the road".
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Jayalalitha:"From reliable sources I've got the information that the
chicken belongs to Karunanidhi. He is making his chicken cross the
road to create law & order problems. The chicken has now been imprisoned
under POTO".
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Mamta Baneerji:"Ib I'm made Union Railbay minstaar, I bill chee that
chickans will trable by train... no cross road anymoore!".
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A.K Antony:"Zimmmmply! ...that's a question you should ask Karunakuran..Heee, heee."
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Amitabh Bhachan:"The chicken has crossed the road?.. are you sure.. very sure ... really sure..."
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Sonia Ghandhi:"That the chicken crossed the road clearly demonstrates the
fact that the people and chicken have lost confidence in the Government.
The Government should own moral responsibility and resign!!!"
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Venkata Naidu:"We are very sure of the fact that the chicken did not cross the road.
It's a conspiracy by the congress to bring the Government down.
The poor chicken has been made a scapegoat in this whole issue"
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Surjeet:"We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of the third front today.
We will decide the future course of action after the chicken comes back.."
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Menaka Gandhi:"Chicken crossed the road alone...!!
If a vehicle had passed over it, we would have lost one of our dearest creature.
Ban all vehicles from using the road. Protect our chickens..."
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Salman Khan:"I ran over the chicken (Hic!). It was not intentional ...
It was accidental (Hic!)...... you're now asking this question to me only because I'm a celebrity(Hic!)".
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Abu Salem:"Hmmm delicious chicken ... Monica darling want a bite ... now
what was that question!?"
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when put before a few Indian personalities(?)...
Well...this is what they Zimply had to say.....
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Question: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Azharuddin:"I am totally innocent, you know, I'm unnecessarily being
dragged into this, you know, because I'm from the minority.....
I neither know the chicken nor the road, you know...."
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Deve Gowda:"zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....mmmm...mm... chicken???
Thanks, I'll have it later !! mm.. snooore........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Fernandes:"I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40
clean years of public life. I don't own a house, or a car, leave alone a chicken !!!"
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Mulayam:"I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class,
so that they can cross the road freely without their motives being questioned"
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Abdul Kalam:"Yes, why did the chickens cross the road? ... please tell me
why? .. they crossed to go to the other side of the road... now repeat after me ...."
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Advani:"I see the hands of Pakistan in this ..."
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Vatal Nagaraj:"No Tamil or outside chickens will be allowed to cross our
roads, our roads are meant only for Kanadiga chickens!".
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Bal Thackrey:"Chickens crossing the roads is against our culture, my
followers (goondas) will stone all such chickens which cross the road".
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Jayalalitha:"From reliable sources I've got the information that the
chicken belongs to Karunanidhi. He is making his chicken cross the
road to create law & order problems. The chicken has now been imprisoned
under POTO".
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Mamta Baneerji:"Ib I'm made Union Railbay minstaar, I bill chee that
chickans will trable by train... no cross road anymoore!".
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
A.K Antony:"Zimmmmply! ...that's a question you should ask Karunakuran..Heee, heee."
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Amitabh Bhachan:"The chicken has crossed the road?.. are you sure.. very sure ... really sure..."
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Sonia Ghandhi:"That the chicken crossed the road clearly demonstrates the
fact that the people and chicken have lost confidence in the Government.
The Government should own moral responsibility and resign!!!"
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Venkata Naidu:"We are very sure of the fact that the chicken did not cross the road.
It's a conspiracy by the congress to bring the Government down.
The poor chicken has been made a scapegoat in this whole issue"
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Surjeet:"We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of the third front today.
We will decide the future course of action after the chicken comes back.."
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Menaka Gandhi:"Chicken crossed the road alone...!!
If a vehicle had passed over it, we would have lost one of our dearest creature.
Ban all vehicles from using the road. Protect our chickens..."
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Salman Khan:"I ran over the chicken (Hic!). It was not intentional ...
It was accidental (Hic!)...... you're now asking this question to me only because I'm a celebrity(Hic!)".
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Abu Salem:"Hmmm delicious chicken ... Monica darling want a bite ... now
what was that question!?"
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A short collection of silly things!
I was happy that most of the people who are around me, these days, perceive me as i am NOW and NOT as i WAS.
Even they are happy for me and contribute their offerings to me.
Here are a few of THOSE silly contributions.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
What you learn in the story of satyaharischandra?
When trouble comes. . . we have to sell our wife.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Another one..
TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER faints.
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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER faints.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
TEACHER faints.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER faints.
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
TEACHER faints.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
FATHER faints.
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TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
JOSE: Don't bite any.
TEACHER faints.
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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
TEACHER faints.
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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Little Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."
TEACHER faints.
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Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
TEACHER faints.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
TEACHER faints.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,
what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.
TEACHER faints.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
TEACHER faints.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
TEACHER faints.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
Teacher goes into COMA.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
THE END
Even they are happy for me and contribute their offerings to me.
Here are a few of THOSE silly contributions.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
What you learn in the story of satyaharischandra?
When trouble comes. . . we have to sell our wife.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Another one..
TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER faints.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER faints.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
TEACHER faints.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER faints.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
TEACHER faints.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
FATHER faints.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
JOSE: Don't bite any.
TEACHER faints.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
TEACHER faints.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Little Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."
TEACHER faints.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
TEACHER faints.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
TEACHER faints.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,
what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.
TEACHER faints.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
TEACHER faints.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
TEACHER faints.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
Teacher goes into COMA.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
THE END
Sunday, May 07, 2006
Resignation!
A Employee's Resignation is here with a follow-up by the employer.
Poetic Resignation
The name is good, the brand is big
But the work I do is that of a pig
The work or the brand; what is my way?
I don't know if I should stay.
To work, they have set their own way
Nobody will care to hear what I say
My will be NULL, they wont change their way
I don't know if I should stay.
The project is in a critical stage
But to do good work, this is the age
This dilemma is killing me day by day
I don't know if I should stay.
The money is good, the place is great
But the development is at a very small rate
Should I go for the work, or wait for pay
I don't know if I should stay!
The managers don't know what they talk
The team doesn't know where they walk
That's a bad situation, what say?
I don't know if I should stay.
I can go to any other place
But what if I get the same disgrace
I can't keep switching day by day
I don't know if I should stay.
The -ves are more, the +ves are less
Then why have this unnecessary mess
No more will I walk their way,
It's all done, I won't stay.
Thanks & Regards
Employee
Manager Response
Reply: What I want to say? (Manager)
The decision is good or decision is bad
Only God knows still I am glad
Keep moving in life that is what I can say
If you feel right go in the same way
May god give you the work, the challenge you want
Anyway there is always a second chance
Chances are there, grab them snatch them
That is what I can say
Keep on jumping companies to get more and more and more....
That will keep you always a fore (Even to me)
From my experience I can tell you
Being in software development is like taking hell out of you
You are frustrated since you have no quality work
And you were frustrated because you had quantity work
It's always like that previous job was better than the current one
And expects the new job will be much better than this one
But what you get is a frustration level up to sun
Than you will again send the resignation like this one
This is all what I want to say
Have you completed all the formalities?
Filled the form and got it signed from department humanities (HR)
Once done you can take all your cash
But don't refer others as they will follow you're a*s.
At last I appreciate your contribution to the company
Even though there was not any....
You will keep a copy of this with you for FYI
Don't feel shy
As I also got it some time back from my old manger say Hi....
That is all what I want to say.
Poetic Resignation
The name is good, the brand is big
But the work I do is that of a pig
The work or the brand; what is my way?
I don't know if I should stay.
To work, they have set their own way
Nobody will care to hear what I say
My will be NULL, they wont change their way
I don't know if I should stay.
The project is in a critical stage
But to do good work, this is the age
This dilemma is killing me day by day
I don't know if I should stay.
The money is good, the place is great
But the development is at a very small rate
Should I go for the work, or wait for pay
I don't know if I should stay!
The managers don't know what they talk
The team doesn't know where they walk
That's a bad situation, what say?
I don't know if I should stay.
I can go to any other place
But what if I get the same disgrace
I can't keep switching day by day
I don't know if I should stay.
The -ves are more, the +ves are less
Then why have this unnecessary mess
No more will I walk their way,
It's all done, I won't stay.
Thanks & Regards
Employee
Manager Response
Reply: What I want to say? (Manager)
The decision is good or decision is bad
Only God knows still I am glad
Keep moving in life that is what I can say
If you feel right go in the same way
May god give you the work, the challenge you want
Anyway there is always a second chance
Chances are there, grab them snatch them
That is what I can say
Keep on jumping companies to get more and more and more....
That will keep you always a fore (Even to me)
From my experience I can tell you
Being in software development is like taking hell out of you
You are frustrated since you have no quality work
And you were frustrated because you had quantity work
It's always like that previous job was better than the current one
And expects the new job will be much better than this one
But what you get is a frustration level up to sun
Than you will again send the resignation like this one
This is all what I want to say
Have you completed all the formalities?
Filled the form and got it signed from department humanities (HR)
Once done you can take all your cash
But don't refer others as they will follow you're a*s.
At last I appreciate your contribution to the company
Even though there was not any....
You will keep a copy of this with you for FYI
Don't feel shy
As I also got it some time back from my old manger say Hi....
That is all what I want to say.
HEIGHTS OF CONFIDENCE !!
Once Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next, when his telephone rang.
"Hallo, Mr. Hussein!" a heavily accented voice said, "This is Gurmukh from Phagwara, District Kapurthala,Punjab. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring the war on you!"
"Well, Gurmukh," Saddam replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army"
"Right now," said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbour Bhagat, and the entire kabaddi team from the gurudwara. That makes eight"
Saddam paused. "I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."
"Arrey O! Main kya.. " said Gurmukh. "I'll have to ring you back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again.
"Mr. Hussein, it is Gurmukh, I'm calling from Phagwara STD, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be, Gurmukh" Saddam asked.
"Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amrik's tractor."
Saddam sighed. "I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke."
"Oh teri ...." said Gurmukh. "I'll have to get back to you."
Sure enough, Gurmukh rang again the next day.
"Mr. Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne...... We've modified Amrik's tractor by adding a couple of shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind's generator. Four school pass boys from Malpur have joined us as well!"
Saddam was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
"Tera pala hove...." said Gurmuk, "I'll have to ring you back."
Sure enough, Gurmukh called again the next day.
"Kiddan, Mr. Hussein! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call
off the war."
"I'm sorry to hear that," said Saddam. "Why the sudden change of heart"
"Well," said Gurmukh, "we've all had a long chat over a couple of lassi's, and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners of war!"
"Hallo, Mr. Hussein!" a heavily accented voice said, "This is Gurmukh from Phagwara, District Kapurthala,Punjab. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring the war on you!"
"Well, Gurmukh," Saddam replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army"
"Right now," said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbour Bhagat, and the entire kabaddi team from the gurudwara. That makes eight"
Saddam paused. "I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."
"Arrey O! Main kya.. " said Gurmukh. "I'll have to ring you back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again.
"Mr. Hussein, it is Gurmukh, I'm calling from Phagwara STD, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be, Gurmukh" Saddam asked.
"Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amrik's tractor."
Saddam sighed. "I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke."
"Oh teri ...." said Gurmukh. "I'll have to get back to you."
Sure enough, Gurmukh rang again the next day.
"Mr. Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne...... We've modified Amrik's tractor by adding a couple of shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind's generator. Four school pass boys from Malpur have joined us as well!"
Saddam was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
"Tera pala hove...." said Gurmuk, "I'll have to ring you back."
Sure enough, Gurmukh called again the next day.
"Kiddan, Mr. Hussein! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call
off the war."
"I'm sorry to hear that," said Saddam. "Why the sudden change of heart"
"Well," said Gurmukh, "we've all had a long chat over a couple of lassi's, and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners of war!"
A PJ visit, I
A series of visits to a rib-ticking PJs follows. But do not expect that they would be in order, one-after-the-other.
Not all newspapers publish true news, but there is one thing that every damn newspapers has to publish truely. This cannot be faked or duped. What is it?
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Aaj kal mann kar raha hai ki main...
tumhe..
kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar..
sabke samne...
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kissa sunau Ramayan wala.
I always think about U.
I can't live without U.
I really need U.
I'm totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I'm very desperate for U.
I'm crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
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Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai
if u need
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Finally a Great calculation:
Only twenty percent of boys have brains.
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Not all newspapers publish true news, but there is one thing that every damn newspapers has to publish truely. This cannot be faked or duped. What is it?
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Aaj kal mann kar raha hai ki main...
tumhe..
kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar..
sabke samne...
ek...
k
ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunau Ramayan wala.
I always think about U.
I can't live without U.
I really need U.
I'm totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I'm very desperate for U.
I'm crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
.
.
.
.
Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai
if u need
a ADVICE
.
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MSG ME
if u need
a FRIEND
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.
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CALL ME
if u need
a HELP
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E-MAIL ME
if
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u
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need
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MONEY
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The number u dailed is not in service AND pls don't try again.
Finally a Great calculation:
Only twenty percent of boys have brains.
Rest of them have
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GIRLFRIENDs...
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
The ultimate (re)source/reason for all of your Problems!
Do you know, what is the ultimate source of all your problems?(L.H.S.)
No clue??
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Try using the grey cells in your brain!!
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Here is the answer.
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Woman.(R.H.S.)
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Want a proof???
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Here you go!!!!
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This picture below will be a definitive theorem that proves the above theorem. Well.. see the image and work out the proof for yourselves.
LHS = RHS.
Hence Proved.
Disclaimer:
This image is NOT my creation. I only obtained this from a friend as a forward.
But i am full of thanks and kudos to the creator of this masterpiece, for his ingenius work blending philosophy with Mathematics.
Hope, you have had enough excercise reading this work.
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Try using the grey cells in your brain!!
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Still no idea?
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Here is the answer.
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Woman.(R.H.S.)
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Want a proof???
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Here you go!!!!
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This picture below will be a definitive theorem that proves the above theorem. Well.. see the image and work out the proof for yourselves.
LHS = RHS.Hence Proved.
Disclaimer:
This image is NOT my creation. I only obtained this from a friend as a forward.
But i am full of thanks and kudos to the creator of this masterpiece, for his ingenius work blending philosophy with Mathematics.
Hope, you have had enough excercise reading this work.
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