A PJ visit, I

A series of visits to a rib-ticking PJs follows. But do not expect that they would be in order, one-after-the-other.

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Not all newspapers publish true news, but there is one thing that every damn newspapers has to publish truely. This cannot be faked or duped. What is it?
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Aaj kal mann kar raha hai ki main...



tumhe..



kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar..



sabke samne...





ek...



k



ki



kis



kiss



kissa sunau Ramayan wala.

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I always think about U.




I can't live without U.




I really need U.




I'm totally mad about U.




I just wanna be with U.




I'm very desperate for U.




I'm crazy 4 U.




I wanna marry U.




I LOVE U.
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Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai

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if u need

a ADVICE
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MSG ME


if u need
a FRIEND
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CALL ME


if u need
a HELP
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E-MAIL ME


if
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u
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need
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MONEY
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The number u dailed is not in service AND pls don't try again.

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Finally a Great calculation:
Only twenty percent of boys have brains.
Rest of them have
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GIRLFRIENDs...