A short collection of silly things!

I was happy that most of the people who are around me, these days, perceive me as i am NOW and NOT as i WAS.

Even they are happy for me and contribute their offerings to me.

Here are a few of THOSE silly contributions.

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What you learn in the story of satyaharischandra?

When trouble comes. . . we have to sell our wife.

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Another one..

TEACHER: Why are you late?

WEBSTER: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER faints.

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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?

CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER faints.

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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?

JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

TEACHER faints.

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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER faints.

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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

GEORGE: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS: George!

TEACHER faints.

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SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?

FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?

SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

FATHER faints.

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TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

JOSE: Don't bite any.

TEACHER faints.

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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".

ELLEN: I is...

TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."

ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER faints.

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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

Little Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."

TEACHER faints.

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Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,

but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

TEACHER faints.

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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,

one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

TEACHER faints.

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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,

what virtue would I be showing?

Student: Brotherly love.

TEACHER faints.

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Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as

your brother's. Did u copy his?

Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

TEACHER faints.

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Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?

Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

TEACHER faints.

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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking

when people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.

Teacher goes into COMA.

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THE END