Ask "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

The famous question... "Why did the chicken cross the road ?"

when put before a few Indian personalities(?)...
Well...this is what they Zimply had to say.....

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Question: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Azharuddin:"I am totally innocent, you know, I'm unnecessarily being
dragged into this, you know, because I'm from the minority.....
I neither know the chicken nor the road, you know...."

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Deve Gowda:"zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....mmmm...mm... chicken???
Thanks, I'll have it later !! mm.. snooore........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

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Fernandes:"I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40
clean years of public life. I don't own a house, or a car, leave alone a chicken !!!"

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Mulayam:"I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class,
so that they can cross the road freely without their motives being questioned"

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Abdul Kalam:"Yes, why did the chickens cross the road? ... please tell me
why? .. they crossed to go to the other side of the road... now repeat after me ...."

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Advani:"I see the hands of Pakistan in this ..."

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Vatal Nagaraj:"No Tamil or outside chickens will be allowed to cross our
roads, our roads are meant only for Kanadiga chickens!".

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Bal Thackrey:"Chickens crossing the roads is against our culture, my
followers (goondas) will stone all such chickens which cross the road".

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Jayalalitha:"From reliable sources I've got the information that the
chicken belongs to Karunanidhi. He is making his chicken cross the
road to create law & order problems. The chicken has now been imprisoned
under POTO".

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Mamta Baneerji:"Ib I'm made Union Railbay minstaar, I bill chee that
chickans will trable by train... no cross road anymoore!".

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A.K Antony:"Zimmmmply! ...that's a question you should ask Karunakuran..Heee, heee."

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Amitabh Bhachan:"The chicken has crossed the road?.. are you sure.. very sure ... really sure..."

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Sonia Ghandhi:"That the chicken crossed the road clearly demonstrates the
fact that the people and chicken have lost confidence in the Government.
The Government should own moral responsibility and resign!!!"

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Venkata Naidu:"We are very sure of the fact that the chicken did not cross the road.
It's a conspiracy by the congress to bring the Government down.
The poor chicken has been made a scapegoat in this whole issue"

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Surjeet:"We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of the third front today.
We will decide the future course of action after the chicken comes back.."

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Menaka Gandhi:"Chicken crossed the road alone...!!
If a vehicle had passed over it, we would have lost one of our dearest creature.
Ban all vehicles from using the road. Protect our chickens..."

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Salman Khan:"I ran over the chicken (Hic!). It was not intentional ...
It was accidental (Hic!)...... you're now asking this question to me only because I'm a celebrity(Hic!)".

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Abu Salem:"Hmmm delicious chicken ... Monica darling want a bite ... now
what was that question!?"

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