Life spent...

Life spent with someone 4 a lifetime
may be meaningless and purposeless!

But a few moments spent with someone
who really likes you means more than life itself!!


My life is full of meaning. I am sure about it. What about U?

ABCDEFG ???

U know the meaning for 'ABCDEFG':
A
Boy
Can
Do
Everything
For a
Girl

Now, learn the reverse of it too.

'GFEDCBA' means
Girls
Forget
Everything
Done by boys and
Catch new
Boys
Always

Propose_a_Girl.c

A nice piece of coding from a friend.
LYLO is happy to host it.

Njoy!

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/*Program to Propose a girl*/

#include
#include
#define Cute beautiful_lady

main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);

if(lady ==Cute)
line++;
while( !reply )
{

printf("I Love U");

scanf("100%",&reply);

}

if(reply == "GAALI")
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */

else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);



else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}

goto restaurant;

restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}

if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;

cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;

}
}

if(time ==6.00)
goto park;
}
}

After this think 4 ur self!!!!!!!!

Girl?

I am NOT really convinced about this, BUT...

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G -> Ghost
I -> in
R -> Real
L -> Life

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Decide for yourself. Contributor's name undisclosed (due to obvious reasons).

Sukham ledu!

A funny SMS in the wake of...

Rojantaa sukham ledu;
Ratri poota nidra ledu;
Vollantaa okate noppi;
Manasuku nilakada ledu;
Oh, Devuda! Premante Ideynaa?


Devudu: Kaadu bidda! Idhi ChikunGunya rogam!!!

Do you know English?

This is actually a forward. I liked it.

A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.
*************
NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
*************
NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
GRE STUDENT : All articles that coruscate with esplendence are not truly auriferous.
*************
NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
*************
NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony
*************
NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.
*************
NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.
*************
NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.
*************
NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity
*************
NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.
*************
NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.
*************
NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.
*************
NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
*************
NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.
*************
NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.
*************
NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers

Honest Answers to Interview Questions…………

1.Why did you apply for this job?

I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now.

2. Why do you want to work for this company?

I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't have any specific company in mind.

3. Why should I hire you?

You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.

4.What would you do if this happened?

Well, it depends my mindset and mood at that situation...

5.What is your biggest strength?

Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without thinking of the fate of company

6.What is your biggest weakness?

Girls

7.What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it?

Joining my earlier company and learnt that I need to jump to get more money, so I am here today

8.What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?

Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job? I could demand more and stay there.

9.Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it?

Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.

10.Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?

For the same reason why you left your earlier job

11.What do you want from this job?

If no work is given but keep giving good hikes

12.What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?

Make more money and for that keep jumping companies for every 2 yrs

13.Did you hear of our company and what do you know of us?

Yeah, I know that you will ask this, I've gone through your website

14.What is the salary expected and how do justify that?

Well, no one will change job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra than what I am getting and that is unpublished industry standard

(I know you will bargain on what ever I ask, hence, I have already hiked my current salary by 30%)

Have a nice day, friends!

What is a Ph.D?

A sardar joke for a change. No intensions to hurt anyone.

---

Interviewer: What's your name?

Sardar: Sir, I am Doctor Singh.

Interviewer: What's your qualification?

Sardar: Ph.D.

Interviewer: What do you mean by Ph.D?

Sardar: (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY!@#$%

Interviewer faints.

College Life!!!

Its good. And applicable to all student community. Few for guys and few for gals.

I can say one thing.

Njoy....

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LATE BED WAKINGS.

SLIGHT BREAKFASTS.

BUSSTAND FIGURES.

FOOT BOARD TRAVELS.

LATE ATTENDANCE.

LONG INTERVALS.

SHARING CANTEEN FOOD.

DISCUSSION ON BEAUTIES.

MOBILES IN SILENT MODE.

LATE NIGHT CHATS.

SOME 'MIS'UNDERSTANDINGS.

GETTING FRIENDS HELP 4 EXAMS.

STRUGGLE 4 MARKS.

PRESTIGE IN ARREARS.

MASS BUNK OF CLASSES.

FRIDAY NIGHT MOVIES.

ENJOYING GROUP ARGUMENTS.

RAG JUNIORS ON FRESHER'S DAY.

LEAVE FRIENDS ON FAREWELL DAY, WITH TEARS!!!

COLLEGE LIFE IS GOLDEN LIFE.

---

I agree college life is lot more than this. But i think these are the FEW things that most students love to remember and cherish all through their lifes.

Thanks to Mayank Verma for the three-part SMS.

Friends, any differing opinions???

Who's GREATER???

A Mother or a Teacher???

Guess!!!
.
.
.
.
.
Didn't get the Answer???
.
.
Definitely, a Teacher. Why??
.
.
.
.
B'coz, a mother can put ONLY ONE child to sleep!
.
But, a Teacher puts the whole class to sleep...!

What say, fellas??

Perfect...

There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.

---

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...

---

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails.
But if kidney fails, liver manages with the other kidney.

---

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed
it can take a picture of a woman
.
.
with her
.
.
.
.
.
.
.mouth shut!

Few 'things' from a Friend!

These are a few 'things', I had copied down from a friend's mobile and put up here for all of you to Njoy!.

As i always say that i have a high regard (AND concern) for our Sardarji, i begin this post with three of his gems.

So, lylo, Njoy.

---

Our Sardarji traveling in a train...

TC: ticket dikhao!!

S: Lo dekho..

TC: Yeh tho puraani hai???

S: Tho train kya nayi hai.......!!!!!!!!!!

---

A poem by Our Sardarji…

One fine morning, in the middle of d nite,

2 dead boys woke up 2 fight.

Back 2 back, they faced each other.

Took out their long swords & shot each other.

1 deaf policeman heard d noise..

& killed d 2 dead boys..

Believe this lie, its really true.

Ask d blind beggar, he saw it too…

---

Napoleon: In my dictionary, there is no word called “Impossible”.

Sardarji: You might have come to know this when you bought the dictionary itself.

---

Some times small things in life hurt a lot…….

If U don’t agree with me…..

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

TRY TO SIT ON A P-I-N.

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A Student's declaration at the end of answer paper…

“I hereby declare that the answers written above are true to the best of my friend’s knowledge and I claim no responsibility whatsoever of the correctness of the answers. All the lines I’m writing are fictious & r not related to any real subject matter.”

---

A girl tool her father on top of a mountain and pushed him from the top.

What is the name of the girl?

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Think….

.

.

.

.

Think….

.

.

.

.

Think….

.

.

.

.

Think….

.

.

.

.

Push-pa.

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Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without a brain!!!

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Tell them your age, yaar, pleaz!?!?!?!?!?!

---

God saw ur parents hungry, he created pizza.

He saw them thirsty, He created Pepsi,

He saw them walking, He created car.

He saw them without any problem, then He created U.

---

What is true bravery???

.
.
.
Guess...

.
.

Ans: It is 2 arrive home,

fully drunk

after a midnight out,

wife waiting with broomstick

and

.

U ask,

Honey, r u still cleaning………..???

---

A few on an emotional note......

I hide my tears when i say ur name

but the pain in my heart is still the same.

Though I smile and seem careless,

there's no 1 who misses u ore than me,

My dear Friend...

---

In life,

Friendship is never planned nor does it happen for a reason.

But when friendship is real, it becomes a plan for your life and a reason for living!!!!

Do not count what u have lost.

Just see what u have now, because past never comes back but sometimes future can give us back our lost things.

---

It’s more dangerous to weep inwardly rather than outwardly.

Outward tears can be wiped away, while secret tears scar forever…..!

---

Don’t throw ur back 2 love, when it’s already in front of U.

Don’t drive it away from U b’Coz, if U do, someday you will think again,

Why u let love fly away when it was once residing next 2 U.

Treasure the one who loves U

It’s not easy 2 find a person who loves U

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A smile is a language even a baby understands,

It costs nothing but it creates and carries much

It happens in a flash but the memory lasts forever.

Keep on SMILING.

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Hey moon!

Dim ur light.

Hello wind!

Breeze soft..

Hai flower!

Blossom slowly…

Hello earth!!

Spin gently….

Coz, my friend is going 2 sleep!!

Good night!!

---

Every time when U cross my mind,

I think how lucky I’ve been 2 have U as MY SPECIAL FRIEND…

Take care,

---

Morning is Silent.

Morning is Beautiful,

Morning is Calm,

Morning is Quiet..

But

My Morning is not complete without wishing U,

So Good Morning..

---

To be kind is more important than to be right

sometimes all a person needs is not a brilliant mind that speaks,

but a kind heart that listens.

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Some friends forget.

Some move away.

Some keep silent.

Some just change.

But I’m not one of them…

I’m always your friend, FOREVER.

---

Feeling Tense?

THINK OF ME->

Feeling Sad?

CALL ME->

Feeling Lonely?

SEE ME->

Feeling Sleepy?

DREAM OF ME->

My name is

SELF-CONFIDENCE.

Never loose ME.

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On a lighter note, to conclude, Have these.

YES, I know

U r

S-l-e-e-p-i-n-g

But

For 3 seconds

Think of me…

1.

2..

3…

So sweetheart….

Now continue ur sleep!!

Good Night.

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Sorry to disturb U at this devilish time,

If U are awake and free, could U please do me a favour??

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Please delete this msg and go to sleep,

Good Night…. And Sweet Dreamzzzz…

You too, fellas, STOP laughing now, go to sleep (whatever may be the time).

---

A small note of THANKS to my collegue, Dhanya.

Tickle... Tickle..

Beginning with a GEM:

A woman worries about the future
until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future
until he gets a wife..

---

Sweet persons talk from HUTCH...

Lovers talk from AIRTEL...
Beggers talk from BSNL...
Beauties talk from SPICE...
But BRILLIANTS never talk...

They

simply

send

S
M
S

---

Main aapko dekhna chahta hoon,

aapse milna chahta hoon,

par

yeh log bahut zalim hain

kehte hain...


"ZOO" bandh ho gaya... kal aana...

---

Asmaan per jitne sitare hain!!!

Ankhon main jitne ishare hain...

'Samander ke jitne kinare hain???

" UTNE SCREW, DHEELE TUMHARE HAIN "

ha ha ha

---

Who Said English is Easy????????

Fill this blank with

Yes or No?

1. __ I don't have a BRAIN.

2. __I dont have SENSE.

3. __I am STUPID.

he.

he..

he...

he...

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We sms Each Other

B'coz

U Think Im Nice

i Think Ur Nice

U Think Im Cool

i Think Ur Cool

U Think Im Sweet

i Think Ur Sweet

U Think Im Smart

i Think Ur RigHT

When cloud breaks rain falls,

When coconut breaks water falls,

When luv breaks tears fall,

But.. When ur HEAD breaks..

Aailaa !!!

Khali hai!

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Wife:kal raat tum neend me mujhe gaaliya de rahe the.

Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai.

Wife:kaisi galat fehmi?

Husband:Yehi ki main soya hua tha.

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Sardar Director: U Should jump 2 d swimingpool frm 100 ft Height.

Actor: i don't know swiming.

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.
.
.

SardarDirector: Don't worry, there is no water...

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Hope you had enough, if you have come thissssss down...

Time for some male bashing..... (For a change)...

*Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.*





*Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...*





*Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.*




*Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....*





*Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.*





*Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.*





*Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business*




*Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions *




*Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...*



*Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.*



*Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!*



*Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract*


*To women who need a laugh..
and to men who can handle it!*

Ask "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

The famous question... "Why did the chicken cross the road ?"

when put before a few Indian personalities(?)...
Well...this is what they Zimply had to say.....

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Question: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Azharuddin:"I am totally innocent, you know, I'm unnecessarily being
dragged into this, you know, because I'm from the minority.....
I neither know the chicken nor the road, you know...."

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Deve Gowda:"zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....mmmm...mm... chicken???
Thanks, I'll have it later !! mm.. snooore........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

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Fernandes:"I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40
clean years of public life. I don't own a house, or a car, leave alone a chicken !!!"

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Mulayam:"I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class,
so that they can cross the road freely without their motives being questioned"

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Abdul Kalam:"Yes, why did the chickens cross the road? ... please tell me
why? .. they crossed to go to the other side of the road... now repeat after me ...."

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Advani:"I see the hands of Pakistan in this ..."

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Vatal Nagaraj:"No Tamil or outside chickens will be allowed to cross our
roads, our roads are meant only for Kanadiga chickens!".

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Bal Thackrey:"Chickens crossing the roads is against our culture, my
followers (goondas) will stone all such chickens which cross the road".

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Jayalalitha:"From reliable sources I've got the information that the
chicken belongs to Karunanidhi. He is making his chicken cross the
road to create law & order problems. The chicken has now been imprisoned
under POTO".

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Mamta Baneerji:"Ib I'm made Union Railbay minstaar, I bill chee that
chickans will trable by train... no cross road anymoore!".

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A.K Antony:"Zimmmmply! ...that's a question you should ask Karunakuran..Heee, heee."

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Amitabh Bhachan:"The chicken has crossed the road?.. are you sure.. very sure ... really sure..."

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Sonia Ghandhi:"That the chicken crossed the road clearly demonstrates the
fact that the people and chicken have lost confidence in the Government.
The Government should own moral responsibility and resign!!!"

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Venkata Naidu:"We are very sure of the fact that the chicken did not cross the road.
It's a conspiracy by the congress to bring the Government down.
The poor chicken has been made a scapegoat in this whole issue"

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Surjeet:"We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of the third front today.
We will decide the future course of action after the chicken comes back.."

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Menaka Gandhi:"Chicken crossed the road alone...!!
If a vehicle had passed over it, we would have lost one of our dearest creature.
Ban all vehicles from using the road. Protect our chickens..."

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Salman Khan:"I ran over the chicken (Hic!). It was not intentional ...
It was accidental (Hic!)...... you're now asking this question to me only because I'm a celebrity(Hic!)".

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Abu Salem:"Hmmm delicious chicken ... Monica darling want a bite ... now
what was that question!?"

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A short collection of silly things!

I was happy that most of the people who are around me, these days, perceive me as i am NOW and NOT as i WAS.

Even they are happy for me and contribute their offerings to me.

Here are a few of THOSE silly contributions.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

What you learn in the story of satyaharischandra?

When trouble comes. . . we have to sell our wife.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Another one..

TEACHER: Why are you late?

WEBSTER: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER faints.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?

CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER faints.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?

JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

TEACHER faints.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER faints.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

GEORGE: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS: George!

TEACHER faints.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?

FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?

SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

FATHER faints.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

JOSE: Don't bite any.

TEACHER faints.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".

ELLEN: I is...

TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."

ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER faints.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

Little Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."

TEACHER faints.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$


Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,

but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

TEACHER faints.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,

one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

TEACHER faints.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,

what virtue would I be showing?

Student: Brotherly love.

TEACHER faints.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as

your brother's. Did u copy his?

Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

TEACHER faints.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?

Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

TEACHER faints.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking

when people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.

Teacher goes into COMA.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

THE END

Resignation!

A Employee's Resignation is here with a follow-up by the employer.

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Poetic Resignation

The name is good, the brand is big

But the work I do is that of a pig

The work or the brand; what is my way?

I don't know if I should stay.



To work, they have set their own way

Nobody will care to hear what I say

My will be NULL, they wont change their way

I don't know if I should stay.



The project is in a critical stage

But to do good work, this is the age

This dilemma is killing me day by day

I don't know if I should stay.



The money is good, the place is great

But the development is at a very small rate

Should I go for the work, or wait for pay

I don't know if I should stay!



The managers don't know what they talk

The team doesn't know where they walk

That's a bad situation, what say?

I don't know if I should stay.



I can go to any other place

But what if I get the same disgrace

I can't keep switching day by day

I don't know if I should stay.



The -ves are more, the +ves are less

Then why have this unnecessary mess

No more will I walk their way,

It's all done, I won't stay.



Thanks & Regards

Employee

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Manager Response

Reply: What I want to say? (Manager)



The decision is good or decision is bad

Only God knows still I am glad

Keep moving in life that is what I can say



If you feel right go in the same way

May god give you the work, the challenge you want

Anyway there is always a second chance

Chances are there, grab them snatch them

That is what I can say



Keep on jumping companies to get more and more and more....

That will keep you always a fore (Even to me)

From my experience I can tell you

Being in software development is like taking hell out of you

You are frustrated since you have no quality work

And you were frustrated because you had quantity work



It's always like that previous job was better than the current one

And expects the new job will be much better than this one

But what you get is a frustration level up to sun

Than you will again send the resignation like this one

This is all what I want to say



Have you completed all the formalities?

Filled the form and got it signed from department humanities (HR)

Once done you can take all your cash

But don't refer others as they will follow you're a*s.

At last I appreciate your contribution to the company

Even though there was not any....



You will keep a copy of this with you for FYI

Don't feel shy

As I also got it some time back from my old manger say Hi....

That is all what I want to say.

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HEIGHTS OF CONFIDENCE !!

Once Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next, when his telephone rang.

"Hallo, Mr. Hussein!" a heavily accented voice said, "This is Gurmukh from Phagwara, District Kapurthala,Punjab. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring the war on you!"

"Well, Gurmukh," Saddam replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army"

"Right now," said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbour Bhagat, and the entire kabaddi team from the gurudwara. That makes eight"

Saddam paused. "I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Arrey O! Main kya.. " said Gurmukh. "I'll have to ring you back!"


Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again.


"Mr. Hussein, it is Gurmukh, I'm calling from Phagwara STD, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be, Gurmukh" Saddam asked.

"Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amrik's tractor."

Saddam sighed. "I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke."

"Oh teri ...." said Gurmukh. "I'll have to get back to you."


Sure enough, Gurmukh rang again the next day.


"Mr. Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne...... We've modified Amrik's tractor by adding a couple of shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind's generator. Four school pass boys from Malpur have joined us as well!"

Saddam was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

"Tera pala hove...." said Gurmuk, "I'll have to ring you back."


Sure enough, Gurmukh called again the next day.


"Kiddan, Mr. Hussein! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call
off the war."

"I'm sorry to hear that," said Saddam. "Why the sudden change of heart"



"Well," said Gurmukh, "we've all had a long chat over a couple of lassi's, and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners of war!"

A PJ visit, I

A series of visits to a rib-ticking PJs follows. But do not expect that they would be in order, one-after-the-other.

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Not all newspapers publish true news, but there is one thing that every damn newspapers has to publish truely. This cannot be faked or duped. What is it?
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Aaj kal mann kar raha hai ki main...



tumhe..



kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar..



sabke samne...





ek...



k



ki



kis



kiss



kissa sunau Ramayan wala.

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I always think about U.




I can't live without U.




I really need U.




I'm totally mad about U.




I just wanna be with U.




I'm very desperate for U.




I'm crazy 4 U.




I wanna marry U.




I LOVE U.
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Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai

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if u need

a ADVICE
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MSG ME


if u need
a FRIEND
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CALL ME


if u need
a HELP
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E-MAIL ME


if
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MONEY
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The number u dailed is not in service AND pls don't try again.

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Finally a Great calculation:
Only twenty percent of boys have brains.
Rest of them have
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GIRLFRIENDs...

The ultimate (re)source/reason for all of your Problems!

Do you know, what is the ultimate source of all your problems?(L.H.S.)

No clue??
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Try using the grey cells in your brain!!

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Still no idea?

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Here is the answer.

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Woman.(R.H.S.)

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Want a proof???

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Here you go!!!!

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This picture below will be a definitive theorem that proves the above theorem. Well.. see the image and work out the proof for yourselves.

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LHS = RHS.

Hence Proved.

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Disclaimer:

This image is NOT my creation. I only obtained this from a friend as a forward.

But i am full of thanks and kudos to the creator of this masterpiece, for his ingenius work blending philosophy with Mathematics.

Hope, you have had enough excercise reading this work.

A visit to a worn-out concept, commonly feared as, PJ

I recently stumbled over this meta-thing called as PJ and loved thhhat much that i wanted to blog on it.

Here are a few PJs that caught my lugs and intestines, NOT literally.

Statuary warning applies to all.

Phela wicket gira jab yeh hua:
What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to call him up...?
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Ring De Basanti ;-)

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Doosra yeha gira:
what is the vector form of sridevi?
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(u must have studied vector algebra to know its answer)


ANS : - TABU!!!!

confused???? why????
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ok i'l tell you...
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because...
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Sridevi did chandni and Tabu did chandni bar!!!!!

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OK.
Now third wicket:
Once three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.

Few minutes later, all the three cockroaches fell down and died......any idea why?????
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they were clapping bCOZ the song is a HIT.........

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Chouta wicket iss tharaa giraa:
Aaj




Raat




Theek




12




Baje




ke




baad




1 bejega!!!!! He he he he he he he

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Yeh rahaa Paanchwa wicket:
One person has 6 fingers to his hand. But all people call him out as "Hanuman".
Why is it so???
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ans: kyounki uska nam hanuman hai!

Jai Hanuman!!!

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Final Wicket:
After i complete writing a book an PJs, i will dedicate it to _____?

Bol.... Bol...
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our president....why????????
scroll down for answer .
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B'coz, he is Mr. A.P.J Abdul kalam

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Now Don't ask me what happened to other five wickets!!!!!

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A revisit to PJ world is scheduled very shortly.

Feeling lost and neglected?? Try this!!

Here is a new thing that i think is worth sharing because most of the people think thay are NOT what they are and also suppose that they can't do any thing better.

I hope this test of your wits(?) will confirm and show you how cool (ahem) you are!!!!

For you beginners, my score here can really motivate.




This proves that i am NOT what many people think.

Try for your self.

Beware!! Laughers Only come here!!!!!!!!

Hellu alll,

I like laughing just likes all laughing things on Mother Earth.

It is known from centuries that laughing has a great nature of curing illnesses.

So, just to cure all the possible ill here in this Ill-world, i try to put together a few(?) laughs here for all of us.

Please do Njoy these and forget not to send your feedback through comments.

Asta la Vista.